9 definitions by MooHen
by MooHen April 3, 2022
Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.
by MooHen July 26, 2020
The fluid under a woman from her pussy juice after sex. Particularly obvious on darker-colored blankets. Leaves a prominent white stain if ignored.
"We need to do laundry, I left an oil slick and I hate looking at it."
"I like the sight, it feeds my ego. I made you do that."
"I like the sight, it feeds my ego. I made you do that."
by MooHen November 10, 2022
My girlfriend couldn't stand the thought of me rawdogging the dreamtime so she bought me some pillowcases
by MooHen April 4, 2021
"Out of respect for the people of Guatemala, I am changing the pronunciation of the Airport in D.C. Also sorry for the syphyllis experiments." - Barack Obama, probably
Following this statement Dulles officially gained the Spanish double l and was henceforth pronounced "Do-yes".
Following this statement Dulles officially gained the Spanish double l and was henceforth pronounced "Do-yes".
by MooHen December 7, 2022
Acronym for "VUlva Labia Pussy Area" to describe the general outside section of a woman's genitalia. Technically more accurate than saying vagina in some cases because apparently that's on the inside?
"I've had your entire vulpa in my mouth, I suppose we can share a toothbrush"
"The vagina is on the inside! You eat the vulpa, you penetrate the vagina. You don't eat the vagina."
"The vagina is on the inside! You eat the vulpa, you penetrate the vagina. You don't eat the vagina."
by MooHen March 5, 2022
The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.
I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!
by MooHen July 8, 2017